The Pimp

Super quick ref picture for a ... sort of new DnD character. But he's far from in a serious setting xD

So our DM couldn't be bothered to come to our session this evening (he told us after we'd been waiting an hour....), so the three of us left decided to play around with a DM-less game, with some new characters - and we didn't allow ourselves to re-roll anything stat-wise (hence why we all have the lowest intelligence imaginable xD).

So our our usual fighter/wizard made a slightly kooky CN halfling fighter lady, Stephanie can't-remember-her-last-name, our paladin/cleric made a almost always naked LN half-orc monk, Grompt (with 6 intelligence and 6 charisma xD), and I made a lute-playing epic-singing CG gnome bard, Zeke Songweaver (who's got 5 dexterity ahaha he's a clumsy idiot and a pain to play when I usually go with super high dex), who has a guard dog (a pomeranian called Chi Chi - name subject to change) who is nothing more than a handbag dog. Barely know what the others look like, but Zeke is a little bit bog-standard in design, just ripping bits and pieces from the player's handbook because I'm laaaazy.

Understandably, the thing was a chaotic. We just all pitched in with details and encounters, all of which were stupid too. So our main objective of the story is either buy a tavern or build one - it's the dream of our mismatched friends. After trying to kidnap a wench, we were attacked by a man wielding a fish, then we ran away, went for walk in the woods, attacked some pixies, one of whom was also wielding a fish, stole a row boat from a couple of women who threw themselves overboard when a naked half-orc appeared out of the water, and have just arrived in a town where my bard is about to try and recruit a whore to the party.

Hence why the charismatic bard is now more of a pimp than a bard. 

We get up to weird stuff. And turn into immature three year olds.

And because we nearly wet ourselves from laughing, we're carrying it on tomorrow evening ;D

Depending on how much more amusing this gets and if I like Zeke at all, I might give him a better picture beyond a standard ref portrait. Dekker will always be my bby though ;D - it almost kills me not to play a rogue/him >.>


Zeke Songweaver, the most cliche bard/pimp is mine C: