Self-Promotion

Edit: Looool, a guy on Tumblr has made this into a cantrip "Zeke's Brilliant Introduction" - lair-master.tumblr.com/post/90…. I approve greatly. As does Zeke's attention-seeking ego. So feel free to kit your bards out with this new and improved self-promotion ability ;D


If a joke ever occurs in a DnD session, I will jump on it if it means designing something xD 

This isn't anything special, or particularly spectacular, just something that came out of last night's new campaign (we're actually attempting to be sensible, but that's never going to happen ;D). Every time someone asks Zeke what his name is, such as a barman who said he was welcome to preform that evening, the mercenary guild the party visited and the old wizard they're currently helping out, Zeke will give them a business card rather than responding verbally. A little self-promotion from the guy who wants to reach the top and become famous however he can ;D


And he genuinely will do anything. He has very little sense of shame xD


Texture - fav.me/d5205xq, while the design was inspired by a couple of images I found while browsing for inspiration.

_{that font actually is really starting to bother me, but whatevs, this isn't supposed to be anything more than a "lol hey guyz, it's totally legit to hand out business cards now I've designed one, right?" for the DM/other player ;3 ..... and who knows what category this is supposed to be in?!?!}


Zeke Songweaver is my DnD gnome bard C: